There are many types of nurses out there, but today I’m going to talk about the Cowboys, MacGyvers and Resource Rock Stars. Yes, you know who you are. You might have even heard or used these terms before. You probably laughed at this title and thought, “I hope she isn’t going to make me take an internet quiz because I already know which one I am”. This is a helpful discussion in knowing the difference. Especially helpful for the new nurses who have 1,000,000,000 questions – I’m not as new and I still have about 1,000,000,000 questions. So hold on to the reigns tight, get out your swiss army knife, and get ready to rock…
The Cowboys
“YEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAW”. Full speed ahead! These nurses GET-IT-DONE. They take their assignment and get a thrill from all the “things” they need to fix. You apologize profusely to them for not being able to get that med up from pharmacy in time to give to the patient before the start of their shift. They say, “Partner, don’t get your boots in a bunch, I’ll take care of it” (please tell me you are reading this in a mid-western twangy-sounding cowboy accent, or like woody from Toy Story at the very least).
When the charge nurse comes around to ask if they need any help, they laugh. Straight-up-laugh at you and say, “Sheriff, I’ve got this town under control, now you go on and round up the other troops”. They can go an entire shift without a question. Now in all seriousness if they are an experienced nurse and the patients aren’t complex this is okay. If you are a new grad……
Whooooooaaaah nelly!
Cowboys are great because they don’t have much fear. Have a new admit with a sketchy report from an outside hospital? ~ assign it to the cowboy, because they will handle it. A little nervous in placing a Foley? Grab a cowboy to help boost your confidence. Want to work on your confidence in giving report? Give it to a cowboy, they got this “partner”. If you are a pediatric nurse with an unruly 2-year-old with no parents staying with them, let this cowboy round them up them and make the 2-year-old laugh in the process.
If you are a new grad, you SHOULD NOT be a cowboy. Now this isn’t saying that you aren’t confident, or that you wouldn’t be able to handle anything – because you absolutely can. But you shouldn’t try to round up all the complex problems of healthcare yourself without asking your coworkers. As a new grad, you aren’t going to be on the range watching tumbleweeds go by because there is no one else in sight. You are going to basically run over other nurses, interns, physicians, dieticians, physical therapists, chaplaincy, nurse managers, nurses educators, volunteers and nursing assistants on your way to find supplies….so ASK the burning question!
I’ve asked questions from:
“I have these four meds infusing, these three are compatible, but this isn’t, but this patient needs them all, so what are suggestions on getting them all the meds?”
to
“Can I microwave this Styrofoam?”
The negative to being a cowboy, is if you try to solve it all on your own, and you are unsure about something, you could end up doing it wrong – and hopefully it wouldn’t be at the patient’s expense, but as a cowboy, you take that risk.
So go ahead, jump on your horse and be a cowboy if you have years of experience and you truly have straightforward care and without a doubt can complete it without question. Yet, take that cowboy hat off the second you have a question, concern, or sense of uneasiness…because you will be a better nurse for asking that question, and your patients will thank you for that.
MacGyver
The older nurses have already laughed at this section, but myself being born in 1989, and even though I have heard this term, I had to refresh myself with who MacGyver was. MacGyver was a show airing from 1985-1992 and it followed a secret agent Angus MacGyver who would solve complex problems often with simple household items like a paper clip and Swiss army knife and get out of every situation. Here’s a short snipet of the show if you are interested:
MacGyver’s are some of my favorite type of nurses. They methodically look at a patient and get this super proud feeling after they get report because they know just the piece of equipment or care plan or cream that will make it better. They are the type of nurse that will ask for the shelf-pump so that one single plug can charge 4 IV pumps, and the teenage patient’s cell phone. How cool is that?
MacGyver’s are so cool. You can ask them to look at your patients IV and they will know that a little piece of gauze, with this specialized tape and a sticker will make it work like magic. When you are about to get report from a MacGyver, you secretly scream, “YESSSSSSSSSS!” in your head because you know how great your patient is going to be handed to you.
They can make clogged NG’s flush, unmanageable IV pumps STOP-FOR-THE-LOVE-OF-SPONGEBOB-AND-ALL-THAT-IS-HOLY! They can un-kink IV tubing, they can swaddle and position an infant so that they stop crying, they can seemingly take their Harry-Potter wand and make everything work like it should or even better.
These MacGyvers are excellent resources, co-workers and friends. Just don’t tell them their methods or fixes didn’t work, because THEY-WILL-EAT-YOU. Just kidding. Kind of.
Resource Rock Stars
Let’s get ready to rock! These nurses would be the mayor, if the hospital workers were allowed to elect one. They know Bob from transpo, Carrie from pharmacy, George from lab, Tina from your sister unit, and okay basically EVERYONE. This nurse will solve problems by outsourcing, and using every ounce of additional help and guidance they can. They get excited when you ask them a question and they know just the right person to call.
You ask a question.
Their red curtains open.
The grab their microphone (or hospital phone and dial the number –from memory of course)
The show begins.
You get the answer you were looking for!
Curtains close, “microphone” is hung up.
AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!
They know the right “code” to use to order supplies. They know where the super secret hidden key to the super secret extra supply closet that no one is supposed to know about is. But shhhhhh….don’t tell anyone.
Resource Rock stars will print out a 10 page policy or procedure when you ask how to insert a Foley catheter…..and they will smile while doing so. They also know every policy/procedure and rule because they have preformed it so many times, and if it is a “new” act ~ they know EXACTLY where to find the policy so we can all know where it is next time.
Sometimes, the resource rock stars get “star-struck” and get dazed by all the policies, rules, procedures, codes, and need an intermission to snap back to reality, but they really are rock stars, and I would gladly take their autograph because they would know where the best quality paper and pens are too….and a nurse can never have enough pens right?
Resource rock stars also know how to showcase their best talented co-workers. They know that John the LNA can cuddle the crankiness out of a baby any day, or that Sue the LNA can talk to psych patients in a way that they feel comfortable and not terrified to take their medication. Lisa the housekeeper always does a fantastic job and cheers up patients, Tom from engineering knows how to fix the blinds, Joan from unit support knows who to call for computers, and resource rock stars know they can call the mega-resource rock star operators if they can’t figure something out!
~So whether you are a Cowboy, MacGyver, Resource Rock star…or are a nurse just asking a question to one of these three personalities, always remember:
~To ask or not to ask? That should never be a question!!!~
~Keep on Caring